Oh Mom, there’s nothing wrong with calling a boy. Shape up, man. You’re a slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life? Yeah, I’ll keep that in mind. C’mon. No no no this sucker’s electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity-

What’s a rerun? Ah, where’re my pants? Your not gonna be picking a fight, Dad, dad dad daddy-o. You’re coming to a rescue, right? Okay, let’s go over the plan again. 8:55, where are you gonna be. 1955? You’re my ma- you’re my ma. No no. Lorraine, Lorraine, what are you doing?

Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I’m am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan. David, watch your mouth. You come here and kiss your mother before you go, come here. yes, Joey just loves being in his playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just leave him in there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf. You’re George McFly. Uh, look me up when you get there.

Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? I can’t believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a blindspot. I could’ve been killed. Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. Now that’s a risk you’ll have to take you’re life depends on it. Now remember, according to my theory you interfered with with your parent’s first meeting. They don’t meet, they don’t fall in love, they won’t get married and they wont have kids. That’s why your older brother’s disappeared from that photograph. Your sister will follow and unless you repair the damages, you will be next.

That’s him. Can’t be. This is nuts. Aw, c’mon. Well, it will just happen. Like the way I met your father. Yeah, it’s in the back. Science Fiction Theater.

Now Biff, don’t con me. And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. It’s uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Um, well it’s a delorean, right? Well looky what we have here. No no no, you’re staying right here with me.

Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instance the lightning strikes the tower, everything will be fine. Uh, Lorraine. How did you know I was here? That’s right. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor. Yeah, I guessed you’re a sailor, aren’t you, that’s why you wear that life preserver.

Thank you. In about thirty years. Oh, you mean how you’re supposed to act on a first date. When could weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future. Marty, you’re acting like you haven’t seen me in a week. Right.

Why am I always the last one to know about these things. Where? Give me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born. The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal- look out.

Listen, Doc. No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It’s your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. It’s a board with wheels. Leave her alone, you bastard. Yeah, but I never picked a fight in my entire life.

Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage? You’re gonna break his arm. Biff, leave him alone. Let him go. Let him go. Just finishing up the second coat now. Uncle Jailbird Joey? I hope you don’t mind but George asked if he could take me home.

You broke it. Wow, look at him go. Yeah, but you’re uh, you’re so, you’re so thin. Okay. Working. Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this sucker’s nuclear?

Y’know this time it wasn’t my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks twenty-five minutes slow. Damn. I’m late for school. My insurance, it’s your car, your insurance should pay for it. Hey, I wanna know who’s gonna pay for this? I spilled beer all over it when that car smashed into me. Who’s gonna pay my cleaning bill? Hey not too early I sleep in Sunday’s, hey McFly, you’re shoe’s untied, don’t be so gullible, McFly. Doc, you don’t just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did you rip this off?

Maybe you were adopted. C’mon, more, dammit. Jeez. Holy shit. Let’s see if you bastards can do ninety. Yeah, I think it’s a major embarrassment having an uncle in prison. Okay, alright, I’ll prove it to you. Look at my driver’s license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven’t even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. Let him go, Biff, you’re drunk.

Thanks a lot, kid. Lorenzo, where’re you keys? this has gotta be a dream. Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas’s progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas… Keys?